Today is the day.
I stroll down the street of the townhouse complex wearing my best pair of sneakers and bouncing the very basketball that will seal the deal of my impending victory. Neighboring residents look on as I make my way into the complex’s basketball court. It’s only half a court, but that’s all we need.
On one side of the court stands my Vietnamese competitor Huynh who holds his own ball. Next to him are two older Asian men who are both wearing suits; I take it these are his father and uncle who have come to give him much needed moral support. On my side of the court sit three of my mates drinking beers from an esky cooler that they’ve dragged from my townhouse garage. The alcohol fueled boisterousness of my rowdy bros will surely intimidate Huynh and his Asian family, giving me an extra edge in the competition. Last of all, near the front centre of the court stands the very prize of the showdown; Huynh’s delicious, virgin teenage sister, Trinh. After I beat Huynh and win the game, this girl is going to be sucking on my balls for dessert tonight!
This whole competition started exactly one month ago. The boys and I had spent the entire day drinking beers and cooking snags on my townhouse veranda. It was the afternoon and we decided it’d be awesome to do some laps around the complex in my mates V8 while cranking some Metallica. During the laps I noticed a bunch of Asians moving furniture around one of the townhouses and another pair near the basketball court. My mates and I decided to jump out of the car and see what all the fuss was about.
That’s when I first saw Trinh, the pretty Asian daughter of the family. My mates all knew how badly I wanted to nail a hot Asian chick and Trinh would be perfect. I noticed she was watching her brother Huynh shooting hoops on the basketball court and I decided to stumble over to them with beer in hand. Huynh immediately stopped shooting on my arrival and both he and his sister greeted me kindly. In my completely shitfaced state, I challenged Huynh to a basketball shootout and if I won I would get to fuck his teenage sister. Huynh explained that his sister was still only a virgin and that he would like at least one month to prepare for the basketball showdown. We shook hands in agreement before I downed the last of my beer. I threw Trinh a sly wink and wandered back over to tell the boys how this shit will go down. In one month’s time Huynh and I would take turns at shooting hoops until he misses and then I would get to take his sister’s sweet virginity.
The following weeks I spent all of my time thinking about how I’m going to plow the fuck out of this girl. Although she’s a virgin I had no plan on being gentle; I wanted her to scream and cry like the Asian girls do in porn. I gave up masturbation for the month and adopted a special diet in order to maximize my sperm count. This would fuel me with an intense sex drive that I would use to ravage her harder, boosted testosterone to win the game and an enormous load of cum to unleash all over her cute little face. I spent days watching Asian porn and planning all of the different ways I could defile this girl for when the time finally came.
I almost feel sympathetic for Huynh and his family. They’ve probably just escaped the horrible living conditions of some war stricken Vietnamese slums. Huynh probably had to fight tooth and nail everyday to protect his sister from being raped by thieves and murderers. Their family may feel safer in our great country but their daughter isn’t safe from me and I’m sure Huynh knows it. I’ve seen the way Trinh admires her older brother and when he loses to me and lets her down it’s going to be sweet… sweet like her lips, sucking on my balls for dessert.
So here I stand beside the half court, today is the day. I watch Huynh prepare to take his first shot and my drunken bros behind me start throwing out a mixture of laughter, racial slurs and the word “cunt”. To my surprise, Huynh lines up the shot carefully and launches the ball straight through the hoop. His father and uncle both nod approvingly and his sister Trinh jumps around happily while doing a bunch of cute little Asian gestures… my fucking god I’m going to slay her. My mates notify Huynh that his shot was “fucking bullshit cunt” and that he should “get fucked ya dirty chink”. Cheers lads.
It’s my turn now and I walk into the centre of the court to take my position. As I line up the ball I notice Trinh in the corner of my eye. She’s holding her innocent little hands tightly over the front of her skirt. She knows that her delicious oriental hymen is now in great danger, along with her precious virginity. Before I crouch down to execute my shot I realise something. I’ve been so obsessed with the idea of fucking Trihn that I haven’t practiced any basketball shots for the entire fucking month!
I take the shot. The ball completely misses. Fuck.
Oh well, shit happens. I decide I’ll just shrug it off and join my bros for some beers to drown my sorrows. As I attempt to walk off Huynh stands in front of me with his arms folded and speaks to me in a serious tone, “You remember our deal right?” I look at him slightly puzzled and reply, “Yeah… If I won I would’ve got to fuck your sister and since I lose I simply don’t… right?”
Huynh shakes his head slowly.
Apparently there was more to the deal than I remember. I was simply too drunk at the time to recall it and I only remembered the awesome part about fucking his sister if I win the basketball showdown. Huynh explains to me that his family is from a remote village in Vietnam where they have quite a unique tradition. Apparently the family cuts off the genitals of their defeated enemies and eats them with dinner that very night. The enemy’s devoured genitals bless the winner’s family with great power, fertility and luck.
I was fucked.
Huynh’s father and uncle grab me from behind and drag me over to their side of the court. I kick and scream wildly for help but my mates are too drunk to give a shit and they simply laugh and chug beers. I struggle to free myself but it’s no use, the uncle and father remove my pants and place a rubber band tightly around my cock and balls. I glance over at Trihn for pity and sympathy but she simply stares back at me with a blank expression on her face. I’m nothing but meat for her family’s sick tradition just as she was nothing but meat for my sick fantasies. The father and uncle force me down so hard that I can no longer struggle. As Huynh pulls out the razor blade and places it against my ensnared genitalia, I stare back at Trihn and I smile.
She’ll still be sucking on my balls for dessert tonight.
Ominous Cesspool 