The Traffic Lights

So here I am; a pedestrian standing on the edge of a street waiting for a machine to signal when I can walk. I could probably cross any time I want since there are no cars in sight but I got other shit on my mind so instinctively I’m just going to stand here until the lights tell me what to do.

I notice two girls standing on the other side also waiting for the same set of lights I am. Both girls are pretty cute and I can tell they find me attractive because they’re smiling at me and giggling with each other. It’s no surprise really; I’m a pretty attractive guy with great confidence and I’m wearing some pretty fresh shit. As we all wait for the lights, the girls continue to chat about how hot I am in the distance and I begin to plan out my confrontation with them when we finally cross the road.

My plan is solid; as the lights go green I’ll rip off my shirt and begin a confident strut towards the girls. They will see my amazing body and fall into a frenzied trance of lust. When this happens I’ll whip out my cock while standing in the middle of the street and force the girls to beg for it on their hands and knees. As they crawl up to me along the dirty, hot road I’ll command them to sit on their knees while stroking my dick slowly in front of them as they drool with anticipation. I’ll then grab the hair of one of the girls and jam my cock down her throat, she’ll continue to swallow it while her friend begins sucking on my nuts below. I’ll begin alternating between the two girls, making them gag on my rock hard shaft while surrounding traffic of the city builds up and watches my performance in amazement. After a while I’ll feel myself ready to burst so I’ll pull out from the girl’s mouth and unleash an impressive load all over their faces without spilling a drop. The girls will then lick my slop off each others faces and swallow every last bit while the surrounding traffic honks and cheers in my glory. The situation will be so fucking hot that all the nearby fire hydrants will explode simultaneously and shower upon the two chicks as they make out passionately under a giant fucking rainbow.

The only thing now separating this fantasy from becoming reality is a fucking green light. I slap the traffic button a few more times in a useless attempt to trigger that glorious moment of colour transition. Suddenly some douchebag and his girlfriend walk straight passed me. They clearly ignore the traffic lights which remain  red and continue to walk hand in hand across the empty street. The two girls on the other side notice this, shrug their shoulders and also begin crossing the street without the traffic light’s confirmation.

Great… thanks a lot asshole, Now I look like a fucking idiot standing at the lights for no reason. The two girls that once found me badass and attractive are now looking at me like a fucking pussy since I’m obeying the rules when everybody else isn’t. The other thing is if I walk across the road now I’ll look like a jackass following the actions of that douchebag which would make him the alpha male. If that happens the two cute girls will go home with the douchebag and his girlfriend where they’ll all have amazing, wild sex while I’m still standing on this curb like a fucking dipshit.

Confidence shattered and ego deflated, I stand around uncomfortably and awkwardly while praying for a car, bus or ANYTHING to swing around the corner and take out everyone crossing the fucking road.

Fuck the traffic lights.